Sunday, December 28, 2008

Drifters...


"Two drifters off to see the world, There's such a lot of world to see. We're after the same rainbow's end, Waiting 'round the bend..."
- Moon River (Audrey Hepburn)

"At times I feel we're drifters, Still searching for a friend, A brother or a sister, But then the passion flares again."
- Sometimes When We Touch (Dan Hill)
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Monday, December 22, 2008

Nominal List for Keongomania Awards 2008

The nominal list for the annual Keongomania Awards has been officially released. Several new recognitions are revealed to be in the form of:
  • Keongomaniac Newcomer of the Year
  • Keongomaniac Music Video of the Year

The DVD Category has also been expanded to include:

  • Keongomaniac Classic DVD of the Year
  • Keongomaniac DVD Box-Set of the Year
  • Keongomaniac Concert DVD of the Year

A new Keongomaniac Past Year Commendation has also been added as a miscellaneous, plus the all-important Keongomaniac Lifetime Achievement Awards where recipients will be knighted with the Sword and Shield of the High King, the highest honour in Haz Wayne's World.


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Friday, December 19, 2008

Moon River - Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)



Moon River,
wider than a mile,
I'm crossing you in style some day.
Oh, dream maker,
you heart breaker,
wherever you're going I'm going your way.
Two drifters off to see the world.
There's such a lot of world to see.
We're after the same rainbow's end--
waiting 'round the bend,
my huckleberry friend,
Moon River and me...
"Moon River"
music by Henry Mancini, lyrics by Johnny Mercer, sung by Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast At Tiffany's

Friday, December 12, 2008

Jennifer Aniston goes nude!

Jennifer Aniston bares all except for an all American patriotic tie in the latest cover for GC magazine. Famous for her role as Rachel Green in popular TV sitcom Friends, the magazine declares "Is it just us or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter?". Well she better be if they are only giving her a neck tie for a cover shoot!

Recently Aniston created headlines when she revealed that Angelina Jolie's comments on being in love with Brad Pitt (then the former's husband) in the Mr and Mrs Smith movie set were "not cool". In this latest interview she said, "The funny thing is that people don't realize we (Brad Pitt, Angelina and herself) all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends". She was joking of course. Well glad to hear she's going on strong with boyfriend John Mayer, and with a sense of humour as well. Way to go Rachel!

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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Queen Rania of Jordan

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Named the third most beautiful woman in the world in 2005's top 100 Harpers & Queen magazine; ranked in the top 100 most powerful woman in the world by Forbes. Gorgeous, philanthropist, activist, and witty funny. Looks like Haz Wayne's World has just endorsed a new Queen, a real queen that is!

Monday, December 1, 2008

No Male of the Year?

As the year approaches to an end, crisis dawn on Haz Wayne's World as shocking news reveals The Keongomaniac has no apparent contender for the Keongomaniac Male (Artiste) of the Year award! The Keongomaniac Female and Male of the Year are widely considered to be the top-most recognition for any artistes in the entertainment industry. Last year's Female of the Year was won by newcomer Megan Fox for her role in Transformers while Male of the Year was given to Justin Timberlake for his Futuresex/Lovesounds album which also won Album of the Year.

This year, singer-songwriter Mariah Carey has been speculated to win the Keongomaniac Female of the Year, though actress Natalie Portman has also been mentioned as a likely contender. This has led to the highly-anticipted Battle of the Queens due to the fact that both Queen Mariah and Queen Natalie are vying for dominance in their respecive royal rule.

Such excitement however cannot be found for the Keongomaniac Male of the Year category. Early this year with Sir Heath Ledger's untimely death, some has expected The Keongomaniac to present the Male of the Year award to him. Sir Heath has already be conferred the Lifetime Achievement Award and named the Keongomaniac Villain of the Year for his Joker role in The Dark Knight. Hence the only contender so far is the late Heath Ledger. But with such lack of male prominence this year, who else could possibly be named 2008's Keongomaniac Male of the Year??

Saturday, November 22, 2008

A Bane to be Rich?

Dirty Sexy Money VS Gossip Girl
The Keongomaniac shares his thoughts on being rich, famous and beautiful.

I recently got me the DVD box sets of Dirty Sexy Money and Gossip Girl, both its complete first season. The latter was sold at HMV a few weeks back and was totally sold out within a week! I guess the Gossip Girl craze is just about to hit those who had not been following it online, like myself. As a matter of fact I do not remember the last time local distributors make available TV series that are not shown on local television time. Guess the XOXO's too irresistable? Personally I would like to think its just hottie Blake Lively.

Both TV series do share somewhat similar issues of the day. For its background they depict the affluent class of peoples - the rich and famous. Set in the New York City, the Brooklyn Bridge is prominently featured in the cinematic zoom-outs. In fact, one of the episodes in Dirty Sexy Money depicts Jeremy Darling's 25th birthday bash at the Bridge, to reflect the kind of insane things the insanely rich could afford to do. What is interesting, the series attempt to show the viewers that being rich is not all roses as most of us would think. But ironically too, these kind of series give us the very insight into the affluent lifestlye that governs their daily routine, making "envy" an obvious choice of words to describe it at the very least. The contradictory nature of American TV serials? I think so. While we watch and aspire and drools, we wonder in our little hearts whether we can ever get to wear the same shirt or skirt of the characters.

In Dirty Sexy Money, the rationale mind of the key figure and family lawyer Nick George (Peter Krause) is juxtaposed with the ludicrous spendings of the Darlings, a filthy wealthy family. The eccentricities of its various family members are the highlight of the episodes, as Nick attempts to unravel the mystery behind his father's untimely death. Gossip Girl too plunges head-on on the apparent class divide issue, a modern Austen of sorts. Commoner Dan Humphey (Penn Badgley) manages to climb the social ladder by managing to win the heart of one Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively), whose very name sounds aristocratic. Viewers seem to still love a love story classicly divided by class, albeit set in an updated 21st Century setting. The idea that Prince Charming need no longer be a prince per se, nor a knght in shining armour for that matter, is not altogether revolutionary, but could still be presented in a fresh way.

What is it like to be rich, and inevitably famous? These series do stir in a direction which says that being richer, their problems are correspondingly bigger. Cleverly too, Dirty Sexy Money shows how the very fact that you possess richness becomes the gap that separates essential bonds like that of parents and children. Rich parents become completely dismissive of the wants and needs of their born-wealthy children. This is seen in Tripp Darling's relations with Patrick Darling and Jeremy Darling, and the Archibalds in Gossip Girl. Nate Archibald gives a classic resistence to the parents' dogmatic will, and eventually the young would stir the old back to the right direction. But does being rich, or having really loads of money makes one a different person, say, if he or she were not as rich? Jeremy Darling did muse that perhaps the problem lie with the fact that they are so insanely rich. He subsequently decides to take on a job and learn responsibility, even realising that people sees him only because he's a Darling. Same goes forKaren Darling and Serena van der Woodsen.

At the start of every Dirty Sexy Money episode Nick George narrates that "money is the root of all evil, or so they say". In Gossip Girl the Humphrey males are not tempted to be bought with money, but nonetheless do acknowledge that it is the means to go places. If truly it is the root of evil why would the capitalist world sought it? Because it brings with it the source of comfort and power those without it would never dream to know. For me personally, watching these series makes me aspire more to be part of a higher class of society, no matter how shallow that might sound. Climbing the social ladder is not a crime, but to lead a simple life one has to be simple-minded enough to wish it. Life is anything but. So why settle for less? It is a material world, its unequal. We can be atas, as long as you stay true to what it has taken to get up there. I would very much love to be rich and famous one day.

But rich, famous and beautiful? That would be the life.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Offbeat-Gothic Madness: Total Eclipse of the Heart

This entry is dedicated to Maria Concepcion, without whom Eyesex would never have come about.

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a power ballad written in 1983 and sung by the legendary Bonnie Tyler. Apparently it is inspired by Emily Bronte's Wuthering Heights, according to Wikipedia anyway. But that does explain the uber offbeat-gothic nature of its original music video, check it out!

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Seriously, what's with the Ultraman-endorsed mummies?? But yes THAT is what I call offbeat Gothic at its very finest. But other than that, it is a great classic ballad.
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The day Mariah's "All I Want For Christmas" makes one feel better


"... I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree... I just want you for my own, more than you could ever known.. make my wish come true... All I want for Christmas is you."
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"If I have to live my life without you near me, the days will all be empty, the nights will seem so long..."

"And I need you here tonight, and I need you more than ever. If you'd only hold me tight, we'll be holding on forever..."

"You light up my life, you gave me hope to carry on. You light up my days, and feel my nights with love."

"I won't ask for much this Christmas, I won't even ask for snow."

"Oh God give me a reason, I'm down on bended knees."

"I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you. I know you were right believing for so long"

"All the lights are shining, so brightly everywhere... and the sound of children's laughter fills the air. And everyone is singing... Santa won't you bring me the one I really need"

"This is all I'm asking for... I just want to see baby, standing right outside my door."
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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Obama is Keongomaniac's Person of the Year

Earlier today The Keongomaniac announces Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama as this year's Keongomaniac Person of the Year. This is in conjuction with the first day of polls for the United States as they start off the much-anticipated Presidential Elections. While Illinois' Senator Obama, whose full name is Barack Hussein Obama II, has been highly tipped to win the Person of the Year recognition, the timing to declare it during the start of voting (rather than after he wins presidency) signifies that The Keongomaniac sees him as the Person of the Year regardless the results of the elections.

The Keongomaniac Person of the Year is a highly prolific title which recognises the efforts of pioneering individuals who had in their own right change the world through their unconventional achievements. It is the hope of The Keongomaniac that these people would in time influence the course of the world we live in. Last year's Keongomaniac Person of the Year recognition was given to Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor, the first Malay astronaut.

Other Keongomaniac Recognitions for 2008 that have already been announced during the course of the year are the Keongomaniac Fantasy Epic of the Year (Prince Caspian), Keongomaniac Movie Event of the Year (The Dark Knight) and the Keongomaniac Villain of the Year (The Joker). This is however the first time the Blue Border tile for 2008 has been revealed. Previous announcements were not accompanied with the official Blue Border as of the one featured above.

All of Haz Wayne's World wishes Barack Obama all the best for the elections. May his many critics bounce off him the way bullets bounce off Superman's chest! VOTE FOR CHANGE, SUPPORT OBAMA!
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Harry Potter Quiz Grand Prix 2008

The results of the Harry Potter Quiz Grand Prix 2008 stands as follows:


Maria and Hazwan "Eyesex" are the first-ever co-Champions of the Grand Prix with and eventual total scores of 123 each. Coincidentally and controversially too, both of them are the organisers of the event and part of the infamous Harry Potter Grand Prix Committee.
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This had led to some disturbing allegations that the competition were rigged by the corrupted Committee from the beginning. Their inability to break their tie to declare a proper winner has also been seen as a clear indication that due to some discrepancies in the questions asked, a secret compromise has been reached between them to remain 'co-winners' so as to prevent further bloodshed in the wizarding world, where violent demonstrations have been held to pressure them into declaring the 'real' winner.


The Hermione Badge (which belongs to the contender with the highest points at any point of the game) however, is undisputedly bestowed to Maria, who held the Badge longest for most parts of the game. She is thus now known as Maria Granger. Recent studies have also reveal that there could be a possibility that Maria and Hermione are distantly related, which explains why she has more affinity to the Badge.


The team group of Feeza-Rinny-Faisal won 2nd Place with 65 points, though it is no doubt new contender Myrah (who joined their team later) was instrumental in them gaining most of the scores.

Myrah was supposed to join the Iqbal-Saifudeen team but was clearly influenced to join Feeza-Rinny-Faisal instead. This 'merging' system would be placed under investigation by the Committee. While it is clear both Maria and Eyesex were dominating the Game, Myrah's late entry did send chills down Eyesex's spine, who suspected her of taking Felix Felicis potion, which makes her lucky.



Interestingly, with Maria Granger and Hazwan Eyesex getting equal top scores of 123 which makes them co-Champions and sharing the 1st Place, it allows the last team of Iqbal-Saifudeen to still clinch the 3rd Place with 28 points.
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FINAL TALLY OF THE SCORES:
GRAND CHAMPION: Maria Concepcion - 123 points (Hermione Badge)
GRAND CHAMPION :Hazwan Eyesex - 123 points
2ND PLACE: Myrah-Rinny-Faisal-Feeza - 89 points
3RD PLACE: Iqbal-Saifudeen - 28 points
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The Harry Potter Quiz Grand Prix Committee wishes to thank all for participating!
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Saturday, October 11, 2008

White is In

I finally got myself my very own digitial camera, with the gracious help of Feeza Wydiana. Its a 10-Mega Pixel 2.5 wide LCD screen Fujifilm FinePix Z20, Japan's white limited edition. The net pictures below shows the 5 colours that they are available in.
Red was the other choice. Loud.

Back view.Blue was not favoured.

For more specifications you may click on the following address:

http://www.fujifilm.com/products/digital_cameras/z/finepix_z20fd/index.html

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Singapore's First Opposition MP Dies

Joseph Benjamin Jeyaratnam
JB Jeyaratnam
1926-2008
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JB Jeyaratnam passed away of heart failure early today at 1.30am at the age of 82. The former leader of the Workers' Party of Singapore (currently the biggest Opposition party in Singapore) was the first ever Opposition to get elected to Parliament in 1981, 15 years after Singapore's independence from the British where the People's Action Party (PAP) had ruled effectively since as a one-party state.
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In his famous victory speech, he declared to have won against the "almighty PAP" with his historic electoral gain. Subsequently in his later life he faced defamation lawsuits from PAP leaders Lee Kuan Yew and Goh Chok Tong (both former Singapore Prime Ministers) which eventually brought to his bankruptcy and forced exit from politics.

JB Jeyaratnam will always be remembered as the lone figure of truth who endlessly fought for democracy in his country and for his bravery in standing up to incumbent forces.
The Keongomaniac expresses his grief and condolences to the late national leader and wishes for his memory to be the symbol of hope and resilience for the Opposition in Singapore.
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JB Jeyaratnam at Anson constituency in 1986, where PAP's hegemony in Singapore was first blemished. Also could be seen in the picture is a young Low Thia Kiang on the far left, the current Secretary-General of the Workers' Party and Opposition MP for Hougang SMC.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Princess Britney gets a triple-treat win!

VIDEO OF THE YEAR - Piece of Me (Britney Spears)
BEST FEMALE VIDEO - Piece of Me (Britney Spears)
BEST POP VIDEO - Piece of Me (Britney Spears)

Once crowned as the Princess of Pop, Britney Spears made a triumphant comeback this year by winning 3 accolades at the recent 2008 MTV Video Music Awards, the event which was, incidentally, opened by her. Thanking the generous crowd for "all their love" during the opening, it proves to materialise later in 3 Moonman statuettes. Believe it or not, Britney who was first known for her hit song Baby One More Time has never receive a MTV VMA award before, making the win the first 3 of her career, all through her song Piece of Me.


Princess Britney the new Queen?

Shockwaves ran throughout Haz Wayne's World when Princess Britney beats Queen Mariah in the Best Female Video category, where Piece of Me won over Touch My Body. Some reports after the night's event also referred to Britney as a "pop queen" rather than the former princess of pop. Britney Spears's awesome win definitely had elevated her status in Haz Wayne's World, where she once had enjoyed immense popularity and recognition during her pop heyday.


From Disaster to Victor

Exactly a year ago Britney's disastrous performance at the very same event made many conclude that her so-called comeback was nothing but a joke. This year she shared a Piece of Her in a complete trinity of recognition to herself and fans alike. The Keongomaniac congratulates Princess Britney for her triple-treat win!

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For full video click: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4NayXtzsBo

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Too Much Cheese Is Not Too Cheesy

Perhaps in honour of fellow Founder Dian Hudson's yellow-inspired tudung, the unofficial motto and mantra of the Founders Four has been adopted: "Too much cheese is not too cheesy". Coined by Founder Shukri Legolas out of his wildest imagination, one can only stop to wonder what he actually meant. The belated birthday girl nonetheless got a memorable mini Effour celebration by the Bay and Hut, quality never compromised!

Celebration by the Bay

























And we had the second Finger Game match of the year. It's been too long a wait people! Despite her celebration, Dian's luck did not extend to the Game. Champion of 2007 Founder Shafizah Jolie however regained her top spot solely by Founder Hazwan Kent's doing, he who lost his gold position he acquired for the first time ever the previous match this year.

First Place - Founder Jolie

Second Place - Founder Legolas

Third Place - Founder Kent

Fourth Place - Founder Hudson

Dinner at the Hut

Dinner at Pizza Hut was a funny affair as usual. These 2 pics were chosen to show how wild the girls are, while we men were certainly more civilised in all respects. Hehe. Too much cheese is not to cheesy! We even thought of the official Malay translation: "Terlalu banyak keju tidak begitu keju". Ahakz. A normal day in the Effour Universe.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

China Winners, America Losers

By now at the end of the Beijing 2008 Summer Olympics, the world is simply all praises for host nation China. It was the superb Games they organised and the gracious welcome the Chinese gave as they went full-gear to take on the world stage. The People's Republic also broke record for being the first nation to attain 51 gold medals, the most number ever. Thus it is the first time China tops the Olympic medal tally charts, a spot normally dominated by the United States and the former Soviet Union (now Russia). It clearly reflects China's rise in this Asian century. But Uncle Sam is unhappy. Compare the two charts below showing the final top 11:


The tally above is the somewhat official chart with China on top due to its highest number of gold, as these charts normally depict. It is of course a fact that the US do get the most number of medals in total but by the standards accepted by all civilised nations of the world, this chart is the accepted version and thus appeared in all the newspapers in the world, except...

the American ones. The US media chose to depict the chart which shows the total medal tally as being the top. So not surprisingly, the United States is at the top of the charts, with China second. I mean, how irritating is that? This move has already drawn huge criticisms from many parties. Here is America, who could harp on Michael Phelps endlessly for his 8 gold medals, but simply feel insecure over China's overall performance in its own homeground? And they have the cheek to keep repeating on the Chinese media being too restricted when its own so-called free media has not openness enough to embrace true victory? I would say shame on you America. You are the losers. When people remembers the Beijing Olympics, surely they would know the Chinese are the real winners.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Around the (so-called) World in 3 Days (Goddamnit)

This can be considered as one of the most inaccurate accounts in Keongomaniac history. Typically panned by critics but loved by the masses, that is how these things go these days. The happy photos displayed below are but the last 3 days of Taiwan. Other 'restricted' pics may appear in other entries to seem less obvious. Famous amusement parks were visited, phenomenal rides taken, personal records broken. Albeit rushed and time restricted (word of the day)."You'll be my American boy... American boooyy.." Once considered to be taboo in Haz Wayne's World, the Star-Spangled Banner is embraced in the Wild West section of the amusement park.A typical ode to the natives of America, they who perished and exterminated by the Anglo-Saxons of yesterday, presidents of the present.Unleashing the Clark Kent in me. Farm and barn things reduced to seats.Now to the Pacific, and the Big Smiles of the Mysterious Ones. Those ancient race of people must have been happy people. Another native. Fascinating tatoos would drive any beng nuts.
Walking with the Dinosaur, transported momentarily to prehistoric times this time. Now to Ancient Egypt. Embracing a long-lost brother turned into stone a long time ago by the Egyptian mother.

Guarding the citadel is hard work.
Another long-lost brother. The Sphinx asked me: "Which creature walks with 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 at night?" I answered, "That creature does not have to wait till night to walk with 3, nor does he walk with 4 only in the morning". Kinky.Me and Jufri trying to confuse visitors on the right way to the North Pole.Galileo was executed for saying the Sun is in the centre of the Universe. A better trick is to say the Tower of Pisa is not leaning.The closest I've been to the Forbidden City. It once houses one of the mightiest monarchs in history, until they put a woman in-charge which ultimately destroyed 1000 years of Chinese history. "Mushu, ring the gong!". Erm, bell in this case. For luck I think. After the supposed around the world tour in 3 days, back in Taiwan. At Taipei 101, the beautiful colours of life converged to erect the world's tallest building.

The ancient coins say "1-0-1". Can you see it?
Apparently Singapore is not the only place with LOVE. This one is red.
Bye bye Taiwan. Enter the Last Five Months.
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