COMING SOON: Haz Wayne's Top-10 Hottest Male Stars of Tomorrow

Move over 2007's Top-10 Hottest Males! Here comes the Ten Hottest Male Stars of Tomorrow, all ready and set to conquer Hollywood in the coming years. Will your favourite stars make the cut? Stay tuned for more sizzling bods at none other than Keongomaniac Khronicles!

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New and Improved K-Khronicles

Keongomaniac Khronicles have lined up a few new changes to the blog layout for a more updated look. The most prominent update include a new large introductory image featuring a slender model who somewhat resembles Paris Hilton, bending rather promiscuously on an old television set. The TV portrays a humourous fictional CNN converage of "Sex Scandal In Haz Wayne's World", where the heiress herself "denies sex tape with famed blogger (The Keongomaniac)".
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The image was aptly constructed to convey the ideals of the Keongomaniac Khronicles blog and its infotainment nature. The contrast of past-present-future with a news from an old TV set with a modern provocative gesture exudes this.
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The sidebar panel has also been changed to a maroon colour from its original dark grey. For the first time in Keongomania Blogger history, the sidebar is given a relatively contrasting colour. The maroon colour is chosen to honour the first Friendster Keongomania Blog (now renamed Keongomania Blog Original) which first appeared with a black and maroon layout. The colour is officially referred to as 'Keongomaniac Red'.
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A new permanent feature named the Haz Wayne's Recently Watched DVD is now included at the sidebar to showcase the DVD recently watched by The Keongomaniac. It gives the movie's basic information, trivia, Memorable Quote and its Keongomniac Rating. This complements Keong At the Movies, which showcase The Keongomaniac's movie reviews.
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Another new feature called the "In Music" will list the songs that are potential Keongomaniac Songs of the Year (awards to be held in January 2010). There are major changes expected in the Songs Category of the Keongomania Awards this time as further fine tunings are underway to make the category more cohesive and definitive.
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Lastly extensive efforts are now also underway to revive the old Friendster Blog as an Archive heritage link. It has now been offically renamed the Keongomania Blog Original, and bloggers can expect to have a direct link to the site soon.
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CK Sex Jeans Banned in US

WARNING: This entry is rated NC16 for sexual content. May contain images and video links not suitable for the young. Viewer discretion is advised.

This was the advertisement The Keongomaniac spotted at the back of a Japanese entertainment magazine at HMV The Heeren. In what seemed at first glance as a normal provocative jeans advert, his eyes then voomed at this:

Is this even allowed??
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This latest incredibly raunchy image which suggests group sex has made headlines in the United States. Its advert video has been recently banned for American television. Even YouTube has removed the video from its site.

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Keongomaniac Khronicles however will provide you the link to the uncensored video, which can still be viewed via this Calvin Klein website:

http://www.calvinkleininc.com/cktv.aspx

Blacks are not spared from the controversy...
Be it outdoors...
Or especially indoors....

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With this entry sales for this CK jeans will definitely rise in Haz Wayne's World.

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Malaysia's Political Prophecy Fulfilled

Datuk Seri Mohamad Najib Bin Tun Razak has recently took over as the 6th Prime Minister of Malaysia. His ascension completes Malaysia's most intriuging 'political prophecy', known as the RAHMAN Prophecy, where the first letters of the names of the 6 Prime Ministers spells RAHMAN, after the first PM Tunku Abdul Rahman.
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Apparently the prophecy was first heard as early as the 70s but it was not taken very seriously then. It is only hotly-debated on recently, notably after the sacking of Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim (then the Deputy Prime Minister, slatted to take over Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad as PM).

• 1st Prime Minister (1957-1970): Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra Al-Haj
• 2nd Prime Minister (1970-1976): Tun Abdul Razak
• 3rd Prime Minister (1976-1981): Tun Hussein Bin Dato' Onn
• 4th Prime Minister (1981-2003): Tun Dr Mahathir Bin Mohamad
• 5th Prime Minister (2003-2009): Tun Abdullah Bin Haji Ahmad Badawi
• 6th Prime Minister (2009-Present): Datuk Seri Mohd Najib Bin Tun Razak

The Anwar Factor
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The most interesting thing about the prophecy is that the 'A' after Mahathir was always believed to be Anwar Ibrahim. Datuk Seri Anwar was Tun Mahathir's protege and deputy, a position that guaranteed him as a successor. After the whole political drama of his arrest and sacking and trial and jail, Abdullah Badawi was 'promoted' as the Mahathir's Deputy PM, and his name too starts with an 'A', making sure the prophecy is intact. Mere coincidence? Clever political manuevering? Prophetised force of nature? But you have to admit, you can't beat that!
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When Najib Tun Razak became Tun Abdullah's DPM, there was no doubt in anyone's mind that he was to fulfil the RAHMAN last letter prophcy. But excited political watchers then also thought that since there was no guarantee Anwar became PM, there could be no guarantee for Najib too. Others cite that the 'N' could stand for 'Nuar, the short form for Anwar Ibrahim, since he was replaced in the original sequence of the prophecy. Or more outrageously revolutionary, Nurul Izzah, Anwar's daughter, the current Member of Parliament for Lembah Pantai.
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It's Not RAHMAN, but AAHMAM or RRAMAM
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Some critics of the prophecy has pointed out that the annointing of the letters are misleading. The letters are taken tounge-in-cheek to suit "RAHMAN", because since the first 'R' was taken from 'Abdul Rahman' (second name), then why was the second 'A' taken from 'Abdul Razak' (first name)? And while Najib is typically known as such, he has a 'Mohamad' in his name, making it 'M' instead of 'N'.
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True Prophecies, or Nepotism?
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I guess of course prophecies are only as true as the people whom believed in them. But it is definitely very intriuging, for it to happen in real life, especially a stone-cold setting like a political Prime Ministerial succession. Of course we can look at it as a political trend, rather than prophecy, given the many family dynasty miring the political scene.

• Current PM Najib Tun Razak is the son of Tun Razak, 2nd PM of Malaysia.
• 3th PM of Malaysia Tun Hussein Bin Dato' Onn is the son of Dato' Sir Onn Jaafar, the founder of UMNO, Malaysia's ruling party.
• Tun Hussein's son, is Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Bin Tun Hussein, former UMNO Youth Chief and current Minister for Education (future PM too?)
• 4th PM of Malaysia, Tun Mahathir's son is Dato' Mukriz Mahathir, a Member of Parliament and UMNO Youth Executive Committee member
• 5th PM of Malaysia, Tun Abdullah Badawi's son-in-law, Khairy Jamaluddin is the recently-elected UMNO Youth Chief and a Member of Parliament

And may I just add, if you haven't already know: 3rd and present PM of Singapore, Mr Lee Hsien Loong is the son of 1st Prime Minister Dato' Lee Kuan Yew (currently Minister Mentor).
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The ANWAR Prophecy
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Some has predicted a new prophecy now that the RAHMAN Prophecy is fulfilled. Malaysia is on the brink of revolutionry change should the current Opposition Leader Datuk Seri Anwar Bin Ibrahim gain more support. His coalition has already ended the ruling Barisan Nasional unprecedented two-thirds majority in government.

A: Anwar Ibrahim
N: Nurul Izzah? (Anwar's daughter)
W: Wan Azizah? (Anwar's wife)
A: ?
R: ?

One netizen wrote, "I don't want war". Because after A.N. of the ANWAR prophecy, there's W.A.R. Now that takes it to a whole new level!
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Haz Wayne's Five Familiarly Beautiful

In this entry, Keongomaniac Khronicles brings to you a new featurette aptly named the Haz Wayne's Five Familiarly Beautiful. You may click on the collage for an expanded view.

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Unlike the infamous Haz Wayne's Top-10 Hottest Males Charts in 2007, the Five Familiarly Beautiful features exclusively five beautiful ladies in Haz Wayne's World, who by the definition of that beauty all share almost similar facial features! They are now hereby collectively known as the Five Familiarly Beautiful. Compare their faces for yourself and discover just how stunningly similar they all are!
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Kara DioGuardi

The latest addtion to the American Idol family, fourth judge Kara DioGuardi, 38, is the songwriter who has worked with the likes of Celine Dion, Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Leona Lewis and Kylie Minogue to name a few. The decision to include her was targetted to attract younger male crowd, and it sure did!
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It was Kara's raw beauty that created the realisation in The Keongomaniac that it is indeed because it is reminiscent of several other beautiful figures, all of whom are now the Haz Wayne's Five Familiarly Beautiful ladies.

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Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman, 27, is known as Queen Natalie in Haz Wayne's World for dominating the movie scenes and a personal favourite of The Keongomaniac. In 2008 she was named the Keongomaniac Female of the Year together with Mariah Carey. This Israeli-American actress got hr big break playing Padme Amidala in the Star Wars prequel series. The Keongomaniac have been popularly quoted to have said: "The only Jews I truly love is Natalie Portman, and Superman!".
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Rachel Weisz

Rachel Weisz, 39, is probably the one who made doe-eyed a definition of beauty. This English rose is of course famous for her role in The Mummy and The Mummy Returns. She had starred alongside two Hughs: Hugh Grant in About A Boy, and Hugh Jackman in The Fountain.

Tina Arena

Tina Arena, 41, is an Australian singer. She sang The Mask of Zorro's OST I Want To Spend My Lifetime Loving You with Marc Anthony. She also splendidly deliver Burn, one of The Keongomaniac's most favorite song of all time. Though she is no longer as beautiful as she was in her younger days, her beauty as seen in the Burn video still qualify her as a Familiarly Beautiful.

"Burn" Music Video

Diane Kruger

Diane Kruger, 32, is probably best known for her role as Helen of Troy in 2004's Troy starring Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom. This German beauty is the only blond out of the Five Familiarly Beautiful, but her facial features are nonetheless still similar. She also acted with Josh Hartnett in Wicker Park, Nicholas Cage in National Treasure and Merry Christmas, a World War I film.
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