Friday, June 26, 2009

World Mourns Death of the King of Pop

Michael Joseph Jackson
(Mikaeel)
MICHAEL JACKSON
1958-2009
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The King of Pop Michael Jackson, dies at the age of 50, at the UCLA Medical Centre, after being rushed from his home at Los Angeles, California, for reportedly having cardiac arrest.
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Jackson has a career lifespan of almost 4 decades, starting from the days of The Jackson 5 and ultimately dominating the music scene during his heights, which led the media to christen him the "King of Pop". Michael was nothing short of a tragic figure during the last three-quarters of his life. Attacked left, right, front and centre by lobbyists, MJ was very much a misunderstood human being from the day he took the pedestal.
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In 2005, Michael was cleared of all charges against him. Months before his death, Michael was preparing himself for a series of concerts as a comeback, where his frail health proves to be an obstacle, which eventually took a toll on him.
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In Haz Wayne's World, a 7-day mourning period has been declared. The King of Pop's untimely death reminds many of the shocking passing of Sir Heath Ledger in January last year.
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Michael Jackson was actually due to be knighted this year, and be the first living person to be conferred with the Keongomaniac Lifetime Achievement Award. This honour however was recently given to Sir Tom Hanks. It is expected however, that the late King of Pop, who embraced Islam in November 2008, will be placed on the fast track to knighthood.

Always Larger Than Life

Michael, we will always love you. Peace be upon him, and may God bless his beautiful soul.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Keongomaniac's Guide to Symbolisms and Positive Outlook of Life and Love


The Keongomaniac brings you a simple guide to Symbolisms and Positive Outlook of Life and Love. What's more, it can be done in the most easiest of ways, even at the comforts of your home: Movies!

Understanding symbolisms and its significance is important in living our life, for it also undeniably shape our outlook of things. Many dismisses symbols and imageries as the embodiment of the retardardation of the arty-farty. The Keongomaniac however disagree, believing symbolisms to be a manner in which a higher power communicates with mere mortals. Only the sad unenlightened are blind to see His signs where He reveals them. And you have but to broaden your mind and open your heart, to receive His grace around you in your everyday lives.

3 Movies That Can Get You Back Intuned With Your Lit Side!

+ FINDING NEMO (2003)
Yes a Disney-Pixar cartoon! I wanted to make this easy for you =) Finding Nemo is a brilliant work of character mix-and-match with amazing witty dialogues. Even though primarily the plot involves a father's love and his search for his son, I want you to pay close attention to the character of Dory (it gets better right!). Voiced by none other than the great Ellen DeGeneres, Dory embodies such a positive outlook of life, it was without doubt that without her help, the clownfish Marlin would not have been able to find his son Cheeko, I mean Nemo. ;)

Despite her short-term memory loss, her positive force guided the negative-minded Marlin in his quest. When you're watching this, pay very close attention to her lines, and the possible reasons as to why she does certain things.
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1) What could be the reason behind Dory's short-term memory loss?
Usually people chooses what to remember, and what to block out. Dory's short-term memory loss could stem from the mundane-ness of her life, or that she has no family.
  • "Please don't go. I want to remember. I do not want to forget. When I'm with you, I'm home."
  • "Yes I forget things almost immediately. It runs in my family. At least I think it does. hmm, where are they..?"


    2) Why was Dory able to memorise the address written on the mask, despite having a short-term memory loss?
    This is strange, but not unexplainable. Given the mundane-ness of her life (which in my theory makes her forget), Marlin came to her life with a real quest to find his son Nemo. This gives FOCUS, and thus also a GOAL, a clear OBJECTIVE to be met. So when Dory signed up to find Nemo, it matters not that she keeps getting his name wrong. As long as she knows that her goal was to FIND NEMO.
    • "42 P. Sherman Wallaby Way Sydney. I remember it! I usually forget things, but i remember it!"
    • "I dunno. I think I lost someone, but I can't remember."


    3) Dory's philosophy of "Just Keep Swimming", and "half-full"
    Dory's solution to a sticky situation is easy: to keep swimming. She does not mind the very least the dangers of sharks, and naively (or positively clever?) thinks bombs are balloons. She even enjoyed her time in a whale, and my most favourite of all (and perhaps the most obvious line that reflects her positive outlook of life), was that she feels the "water is half-full", as opposed to Marlin's "it's half empty!". Damn I love this show. ;p
    • "Oh it's alright.. it's gonna be ok.."
    • "That is a weird thing to promise. You cannot let anything happen to him. Then nothing will ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo (Nemo)."
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    For merely being a role model for the force of positivity, The Keongomaniac gives his commendation to the character of Dory, voiced by Ellen DeGeneres (in Finding Nemo). This is the first time ever a Keongomaniac Commendation is given to a fictional character.
    A Keongomaniac Commendation (2009)
    Dory (voiced by Ellen DeGeneres) in Finding Nemo (2oo3)



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    + BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S (1961)

    Yes I know it just keeps getting better! And this is perhaps the most obvious of choice. I wanted to give you something you can perhaps relate to, and this is the best movie to showcase that. Arguably Dame Audrey Hepburn's most iconic role, Breakfast At Tiffany's is a great movie only to those who recognises the daily struggles we have in our pristine lives. It is the sheer acknowlegement that things are not black and white, but exists are shades of grey that makes us the human that we are. Imperfectly perfect, and holistically complete. =)
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    This is very much a give-away. Look closely at the character of Holly Golightly and her outlook of life and love. A free-spirited individual who turns her back on the world and an extrovert who hides her insecurities with her socialite lifestyle, she eventually does not even have control of her own destiny, lost her beloved brother, but yet continued to cage herself in. Until of course she was knocked to her senses by someone who loves her for who she is regardless, for her beauty within.
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    1) Why does Holly find solace at Tiffany's?
    Whenever she experiences her "mean reds", she will take a trip to Tiffany's just to look at the jewels on display. This was shown at the beginning of the movie, hence the title namesakes. Does this make her a purely materialistic character, or simply human to have desires for the unreachable? Note that she does not even splurge on diamonds which she feels are for older women, but basically she's revered by the sheer majesty of it.
    • "Nothing can go wrong in a place like Tiffany's"


    2) Why would a socialite loves to visit a prison regularly?
    Holly explains that "girls will look their best" when they visit Sing Sing, the name of the prison. This is not a blase comment, but a commentary that she too, like the girls, feel the need to make the inmates (or whoever they are visiting) feel good, given of course how deprived they are in prison. This again makes her a sophisticated person, not superficial, for she recognises the many levels of human suffering.
    • "Sing Sing, a rather funny name for a prison."


    3) The Song "Moon River"
    Pay very close attention to the lyrics of the iconic Moon River song (one of my favourites of all time). In what would be one of Hollywood golden age most memorable scenes, Audrey Hepburn at her most dressed down attire singing "Moon River" with her own voice. The song sums up Holly's true outlook of life and love, though she does not seem to want to admit it to herself.
    • "There's such a lot of world to see. We're after the same rainbow's end, waiting 'round the bend, my huckleberry friend. Moon river, and me.."


    4) The No-Name Cat Named Cat
    Take note also on the famous cat named "Cat" in the moive, and the reason as to why Holly refuses to give it a name.
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    KEONGOMANIAC NOTE: Breakfast At Tiffany's was named the Keongomaniac Classic DVD of the Year in 2008. Dame Audrey Hepburn was also knighted with the Sword and Shield of the High King (the highest honour in Haz Wayne's World) through the Keongomaniac Lifetime Achievement Award in the same year.
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    + CAST AWAY (2000)

    This might seem like a weird movie choice, but it is the mother of all movies dealing with the importance of symbolisms. Symbols and imageries are practically littered all over the place in this movie, making it the great movie that it is, and not the cliched stranded-in-an-island premise. It is also considered by The Keongomaniac as one of "the most beautiful movie ever made".
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    Sir Tom Hanks (who acted as the protagonist Chuck Noland) was nominated for an Oscar for his role, and won the Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture in 2001.
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    1) The Symbol of Time and Place
    Chuck Noland's first scene deals with him teaching his Russian staffs the importance of time. This is important when placed vis-a-vis on how he will later believed to have 'died' while actually stranded in a island for 4 years. The contrast and change before-and-after of him being "cast-away" is crucial to the central theme of the movie.
    • "Time rules over us without mercy... We live or die by the clock. We never turn our back on it."


    2) The Symbol of Wings, why it saved Chuck's life
    While stranded in the island, there is this one package Chuck decided not to open, purely because there is a symbol of wings on it. It is simple: wings are the symbol for flight and freedom (and liberation and emancipation..etc you get the drift). At the end of the show, he delivered the package, and wrote a note that it "saved his life".
    This wings also became the representation of the new love Chuck will embrace (hinted at the end of the movie). So by this interpretation, his lover Kelly was not the only one 'with him' in the island that kept him going, but his 'new love' (unrealised then) too.
    • 'WINGS' LADY: You look lost.
    • CHUCK: I do?
    • 'WINGS' LADY: Where are you headed?
    • CHUCK: Well I was just about to figure that out.
    This lines, while seemingly mundane, has great depth in terms of its meaning. Especially so since the scene is depicted at a crossroads. In life at times we need help and guidance to point us to the right direction, and more often than not, often we selfishly reject these signs, thus unabling us to move forward and in so doing remain 'stuck in the moment' and 'caught in the middle'.
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    3) The Symbol of Roads, the mother of all symbols
    If you watch the movie properly too, the symbol of roads is used very clearly, though to the untrained mind, it is easy to miss. The long shot of the road and crossroads appear at the beginning and at the end of the movie. At the last scene, Chuck moves directly to the middle of this junction. My God that must be the strongest orgasmic 'symbolistic' thing ever in the history of cinematic symbolisms.
    The image is superbly strong: A man whose life is now renewed is standing at the junction and crossroads of his future and destiny. It is solely in his hands, for the direction in which he takes still lies with him. However it takes another individual to lay for him what lies ahead of him, and the choices that he could make. You may disagree with me. But I believe he will take the road that will take him back to the 'wings' lady, and thus relish in his new lease of life.
    • "I have to keep breathing, even though there was no reason to hope."
    • "And I've lost her all over again... I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly."
    • "And I know what I have to do now, I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise, who knows what the tide could bring?"
    That is some powerful shit. =)
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    4) "You're the love of my life!"
    I really love this movie also because it is not pretentious when it touches on the topic of love. It is not corny, but very much concrete. In the beautiful scene where Kelly rushes out in the rain to embrace Chuck for one last time, she declared to him "I love you, you're the love of my life!". But given the discrepancy of Time and Place, she also recognises the fact that you do not necessarily settle down with 'the love of your life', which is sad but hard truth. And Chuck too, respects this and duly let her go. Now that is what I call love, in its most mature of sense.
    • KELLY: Chuck...
    • CHUCK: You have to go back. (said in a form of statement, not an order nor a question)
    This movie is a fun watch, especially the witty moments in the island. If you're a true outdoor-type you will definitely empathise with Chuck's hardship in the island. If you're a Freud-fanatic you will simply love the whole Wilson-Chuck exchanges. Given that it is rich with symbolisms, it might not be an easy watch for the trained and enlightened mind actually, because it will really affect you. Call me a freak but I still tear a bit during the scene where Chuck lost his only friend Wilson the Volleyball. It is heart-wrenching. It gets me every time. =)
    If anything, watch it for superb and totally believable acting of Sir Tom Hanks. You are an inspiration. God bless you.
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    KEONGOMANIAC NOTE: Cast Away (2000) receives the Keongomaniac Commendation as well. Sir Tom Hanks was recently knighted in Haz Wayne's World this year but his knighthood is yet to be published. He is the first to receive the Keongomaniac Lifetime Achievement Award while still alive.
    Last year Sir Heath Ledger, Sir P.Ramlee and Lady Saloma and Dame Audrey Hepburn were knighted in the 3rd Keongomania Awards.
    A Keongomaniac Commendation (2009)
    Cast Away (2000), starring Sir Tom Hanks and Helen Hunt

    Friday, June 19, 2009

    Sultan Pardons Kris Allen, Removes Criminalisation


    A frame of Kris Allen was lighted at the Dame Audrey Palace Hotel
    after the Sultan's Pardon for all to see.

    The Royal Grand Palace Istana Agung Di-Raja yesterday announced that Kris Allen, winner of the American Idol Season 8, received the Sultan's Pardon and hence no longer listed as a Keongomaniac Criminal in Haz Wayne's World.
    Allen was the first-ever Criminal to be openly publicised in Keongomaniac Khronicles. He was given a WANTED arrest status after he was charged with robbing Danny Gokey's place in the finals with Adam Lambert, the True Idol. This list of Criminals were never made public, but it was rumoured that actor Jude Law, and Singapore's Julian Hee are among those having the criminal record.
    Runner-up Adam Lambert filed a personal petition to the Sultan to request for the removal of Kris's criminalisation, as recorded in An Interview With the Lambert: The True Idol. The royal spokesperson cited Adam's conviction for Kris's innocence and possibly his former crush on him to be among the reasons for the pardon.
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    Monday, June 15, 2009

    Jason Mraz "You and I Both" in Ellen (Sept 2004)



    A Keongomaniac Commendation (2009)
    4th Keongomania Awards (to be held in Jan 2010)

    Keongomania Awards for the Recognition

    and Acknowledgement of Enlightened Expressions



    SONG TITLE: You and I Both
    WRITTEN/PERFORMED BY: Jason Mraz
    ALBUM: Waiting For My Rocket To Come (2004)


    "Oh just remember the telephone, well they're workin it both ways" - Gotta love this line!

    FULL LYRICS:

    Was it you who spoke the words
    that things would happen but not to me
    Oh things are gonna happen naturally
    Oh taking your advice and I'm looking on the bright side
    And balancing out the whole thing
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    Oh but at often times those words get tangled up in lines
    And the bright light turns to night
    Oh until the dawn it brings
    Another day to sing about the magic that was you and me

    'Cause you and I both loved
    What you and I spoke of
    And others just read of
    Others only read of the love
    Oh the love that I love, yeah

    See I'm all about them words
    Over numbers, unencumbered numbered words
    Hundreds of pages, pages, pages forwards
    More words than I had ever heard and I feel so alive
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    'Cause you and I both loved
    What you and I spoke of
    And others just read of
    And if you could see now

    Oh love, love, you and I, you and I
    Not so little, you and I anymore
    And with this silence brings a moral story
    More importantly evolving is the glory of a boy

    'Cause you and I both loved
    What you and I spoke of
    And others just read of
    And if you could see me now

    Well then I'm almost finally out of
    I'm finally out of, finally de de de de de de
    Well I'm almost finally finally
    Well I am free, oh I'm free

    And it's okay if you had to go away
    Oh, just remember the telephone
    Well, they're workin it both ways

    But if I never, ever hear them ring
    If nothing else I'll think the bells inside
    Finally found you someone else and that's okay
    'Cause I'll remember everything you sang

    'Cause you I both loved
    What you and I spoke of
    And others just read of
    And if you could see me now

    Well then I'm almost finally out of
    I'm finally out of, finally de de de de de de
    Well I'm almost finally, finally out of words

    Wednesday, June 10, 2009

    Adam Lambert Admits Gay, Had Crush on Criminal Kris Allen

    Keongomaniac Khronicles brings you an exclusive on the latest revelation by the American Idol Season 8 runner-up Adam Lambert, christened as the "True American Idol" in Haz Wayne's World.

    In the latest issue of the Rolling Stones magazine (due to be released in the US on Friday), Adam Lambert ends weeks of hot speculation over his sexuality.

    #1 REVEALED: Adam IS Gay

    Lambert, 27, told the magazine that:

    "I don't think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I'm gay. I'm proud of my sexuality, I embrace it. It's just another part of me."

    He also explains:

    "I've been living in Los Angeles for eight years as a gay man. I've been at clubs drunk making out with somebody in the corner."

    As mentioned in Keongomaniac Khronicles in its previous entries, discussions of his sexuality came after widespread circulation of his photos kissing another male and in drag surfaced in the Internet towards the end of the Idol competition.

    Regarding this, Adam Lambert had never denied those were him, nor has he openly admitted he was gay, but had famously declared:

    "I am who I am. I have nothing to hide."
    (Also referenced to in The Keongomaniac's Interview with the Lambert: The True Idol)

    Adam told the Rolling Stones that with regard to the photos, he was worried people would think the drag ensemble was typical of him. He said:

    "I wasn't ready for that. I've only dressed in drag three or four times. ... I don't tuck and wear breasts, that's not me."

    #2 REVEALED: Why Admit Only Now?

    Lambert admits that he was nervous about coming out while Idol was still on the air because contestants are under a media embargo, and he wanted to do it on his "own terms." He told the magazine:
    "I was worried that (coming out) would be so sensationalized that it would overshadow what I was there to do, which was sing. I'm an entertainer, and who I am and what I do in my personal life is a separate thing. It shouldn't matter. Except it does. It's really confusing."

    He also said:

    "I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit. I need to be able to explain myself in context."

    A point to note, American Idol Season 2 runner-up Clay Aiken only just recently came out of the closet in 2008. Will Young, winner of the inaugural UK's Pop Idol (upon which all the Idol series are based on), also came out after he won in 2002, to pre-empt an attempt by a magazine to out him. (Note: to "out" a gay out of his closet is to do so without his consent, while "to come out" of the closet is by his own choice.)

    The Keongomaniac Shuns Closed-Minded Homophobia

    In this respect, The Keongomaniac denounces all those who had, in one way or another, attempted to pressure Adam Lambert (or his likes) to "come out of the closet" because it is not their choice, but his. This closed-mindedness is not tolerated in Haz Wayne's World, where those who force others to do something against their will can be prosecuted without leniency.

    The Keongomaniac also expresses "his utter disappointment" even to the members of the gay community who instead of supporting Adam Lambert's right in disclosing his sexuality at his own terms, chose to ALSO persecute him by dismissing his talents as a singer, but focusing on his homosexuality and the "baggage that comes with it". The Keongomaniac is not amused by this, and so is Adam.

    Stereotypes about gays do annoy him. Adam has this to say:

    "Clay Aiken's gay, and I'm gay, and we couldn't be more different. The only thing that is the same about everyone in the gay community is that we're gay. Why can't we talk about a human community?"

    #3 REVEALED: Adam does not want to be a Gay-Rights Poster Boy

    The American Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, a group that advocates for homosexual rights, said it hopes Lambert's "decision to live openly and honestly inspires gay people and opens the hearts and minds of his fans".

    Despite his coming out however, Adam Lambert made it clear that he does not wish to be a gay-rights poster boy. Even though he supports gay-rights movements, he said:

    "I'm trying to be a singer, not a civil rights leader."

    #4 REVEALED: Adam had a crush on Kris Allen OMG!

    Yup that is right. Adam Lambert admitted to have a crush on the Criminal Kris Allen, winner of the American Idol Season 8. (Adam was visibly disturbed by the criminalisation of Kris in Haz Wayne's World, as seen in the imagined Keongomaniac's Interview with the Lambert)

    When Idol producers put him in a room to share with Kris, Adam Lambert says his first thought was:

    "They put me with the cute guy. Distracting! He's the one guy I found attractive in the whole group on the show: nice, nonchalant, pretty and totally my type — except that he has a wife. I mean he's open-minded and liberal, but he's definitely 100% straight."

    Well definitely not when he was doing this!

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    Aww... aren't they just sweet? (Compliments to Maria Baluyut for the vid!)

    Keongomaniac Note:

    In Haz Wayne's World, where enlightened thoughts and expressions reign free, gay marriages are not legal and are not recognised in any form whatsoever. The Keongomaniac is not an advocate of gay rights. Enlightened homosexuals however do have a place in this world, for regardless of one's colour, race, or orientation, we are all human and sons and daughters of God. Haz Wayne's World is governed by the principle that no one individual should be persecuted in any form, less it stems from the closed-mindedness of the said person or entity.

    Sources:

    http://sg.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20090610/ten-entertainment-us-lambert-db3f2d5.html

    http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/06/09/the-new-issue-of-rolling-stone-the-liberation-of-adam-lambert/#

    http://omg.yahoo.com/news/adam-lambert-finally-confirms-i-m-gay/23594?nc

    http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2009-06-09-lambert-rollingstone_N.htm

    Monday, June 8, 2009

    President Dr. Obama's Speech to the Muslim World




    With this inspiring and moving speech from the 44th President of the United States, the Honourable Barack Hussein Obama, The Keongomaniac hereby announce the introduction of a new Doctorate to be honoured for him: the Doctor of Peace and Hope (Ph.D). Barack Obama was previously prestigiously recognised as the Keongomaniac Person of the Year in 2008.

    May we present to you, Dr. Barack Obama, Ph.D, with the epithet "The Oracle of Truth and Defender of Justice". God Almighty be with you, as you lead us to fulfil His vision of Peace among Man.

    Thus Dr. Obama in his momentous speech says:

    "We have the power to make the world we seek, but only if we have the courage
    to make a new beginning, keeping in mind what has been written.

    The Holy Koran tells us, "O mankind! We have created you male and a female; and we have made you into nations and tribes so that you may know one another."

    The Talmud tells us: "The whole of the Torah is for the purpose of promoting
    peace.
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    The Holy Bible tells us, "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall
    be called sons of God.
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    The people of the world can live together in peace.

    We know that is God's vision. Now, that must be our work here on Earth. Thank
    you. And may God's peace be upon you."

    For full transcript of the speech: http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_speech_at_Cairo_University

    Monday, June 1, 2009

    Keongomania hits 5000 viewership in mid-2009!

    According to the statistics counter started in January this year, Keongomaniac Khronicles reached a 5000 blog viewership today on the 1st June 2009. It is definitely delightful to know that this feat is achieved on this day, considered by some as the mid-point of the year. And so if the viewership trend continues, it would mean that by the end of the year, a 10 000 mark could be expected.
    While some may claim that it is minor by blogosphere standards, The Keongomaniac is indeed humbled by the response of this website, known for its enlightened thoughts and expressions. He has vowed to continue the efforts in showcasing the best of infotainment in Haz Wayne's World.
    The Keongomania Blog migrated from the old Frienster blog (now renamed Keongomania Blog Original) to its current Blogger location on 17 July 2007 (170707). The viewership counter count however, as mentioned above, was only started in January this year. This 5000 mark hence reflects the viewership for this year so far.
    Daily Hits Certified Accurate
    From next week onwards, The Keongomaniac will keep stats on the Daily Keongomaniac Hits, which is currently an estimated average of 50 views per day. While this function has been heavily criticised for being inaccurate, The Keongomaniac had ensured its accuracy by formatting it such that the hits will only be counted as 1 for the same user. In other words, repeated views by the same user will only be counted as a single visit. This ensures that the number reflects the number of viewership by person, not visits.
    The Keongomaniac would also like to take this opportunity to thank all those who have supported the Keongomania Blogs throughout the years, especially the Pioneering Fans listed below. To be a Keongomaniac fan, simply search for "Keongomania Blogs" in Facebook.
    Pioneering Fans of the Keongomania Blogs
    (Keongomaniac Khronicles; Speaking Silence of a Dream; Keongomania Blog Original)