Revealed: Bellatrix slept with Voldemort!

Hope the wait is worth it. This is about to officially become the most speculated conclusion in the Harry Potter world and fanbase. And as if playing as a foreshadow, one of Keongomaniac Khronicles's avid reader Maria Conception had already tagged what was the inevitable - Did Bellatrix Lestrange, most infamous of female Death Eaters, had sex with Lord Voldemort, the most fearsome Dark Wizard of all time?

I thought so!

Some descriptions in the book does slightly insinuate it, and after seeing the likes of long-time gothic-acting Helena Bonham Carter doing her thang with the Bellatrix character in the latest Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix film, it seemed to confirm it!
And as sure as the now clear lightning-bolt scar on Harry and me, sure too did the image of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named screwing pretty Bellatrix, cousin of Notorious Mass Murderer Sirius Black. Anyway, guess why the scar is lightning-shaped?

Fan's Question: Why is the scar on harrys forehead lightning shaped?
J.K. Rowling: To be honest, because it’s a cool shape. I couldn’t have my hero sport a doughnut-shaped scar.

OK you said it, Joanne!

Evidences from the Book on Bella-Voldy relations

Voldemort clearly holds Bellatrix in high esteem, this is in fact canonical enough.

"The Lestrange should be here... they were faithful. They went to Azkaban rather than renounce me... when Azkaban is broken open, the Lestranges will be honoured beyond their dreams"

- Lord Voldemort, in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

And in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Bellatrix seem to echo this view:

"He'd have me!" said Bellatrix passionately. "I, who spent many years in Azkaban for him!"

But this however was to be undermined by Snape, who said in a bored voice, "Yes, indeed, most admirable... of course, you weren't a lot of use to him in prison..."

The more compelling ones would be from the last book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: "My Lord," said a dark woman halfway down the table, her voice constricted with emotion, "it is an honour to have you here, in our family's house. There can be no higher pleasure."
...Bellatrix leaned towards Voldemort, for mere words could not demonstrate her longing for closeness.
"No higher pleasure," repeated Voldemort, his head tilted a little to one side as he considered Bellatrix.
And at the end of the book, after Bellatrix was killed by Molly Weasley,
"...Voldemort's fury at the fall of his last, best lieutenant exploded with the force of bomb."
Well many could possibly argue that all these evidences does prove that Voldemort values Bellatrix, and even truly believes her to be the most loyal among them, however it does not explicitly show that they have had sexual relations. But surely Rowling could not write that down for all to see. Regardless of what she might have said in her defence, she still left out Dumbledore being gay in the books. So you see, there's no way sex was gonna be a part of the books.
Evil Can't Love. But Evil Do Lust.
Fan's Question: Did bellatrix ever love her husband, or did she have love only for voldemort
J.K. Rowling: She took a pureblood husband, because that was what was expected of her, but her true love was always Voldemort.
Are we then to assume it was one sided?
Fan's Question: Did voldemort ever love a girl?
J.K. Rowling: No, he loved only power, and himself. He valued people whom he could use to advance his own objectives.

Ok so Voldemort is incapable of love. But surely he can f**k? In the most brutal, cruel of ways? He has the lust for power, and if having sex with Bellatrix meant advancing his own objective, why not? I mean just look at her, she's hot! We were told she was pretty, though hollowed through the experience in Azkaban. And to bed someone's wife, especially if its your own Death Eater's, seem like a pretty evil thing to do. Surely Big Voldy is capable of that! We are speculating of course, but for all you know, he corrupted her to do his bidding. And sure enough, she did.

Yeah we could almost believe it was them.

Voldemort: "Bellatrix my dear...kneel before your Lord. Reveal yourself to me. Submit to me, prove me your loyalty. And no other.."

Bellatrix: "Never my Lord... never... I serve only you.. I give you my all... everything"

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Fan's Question: How much does the fact that voldemort was conceived under a love potion have to do with his non-ability to understand love? is it more symbolic?
J.K. Rowling: It was a symbolic way of showing that he came from a loveless union – but of course, everything would have changed if Merope had survived and raised him herself and loved him. The enchantment under which Tom Riddle fathered Voldemort is important because it shows coercion, and there can’t be many more prejudicial ways to enter the world than as the result of such a union.

See, if everything else fails, there's still the love potion. Bellatrix could have tricked Voldy (He who was the product of it. It actually makes sense for him to have offsprings himself, all beget from loveless sex) to drink it, or vice versa. Nobody said having your souls split into many parts stop you from your primal instincts.

Villainous Appetite
Just a quick run-through of some famous villains in Haz Wayne's World. They were known to have had female relations.

From Top-Left: In STAR WARS, Darth Vader, who was Anakin Skywalker beforehand, loved Padme Amidala. Evil Emperor Palpatine in the Expanded Universe is known to have kept many mistresses. And yes the great slimy Jabba the Hutt has lust for women, as seen here in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.


From Top-Right: In the SUPERMAN series Grreatest Criminal Mind of All-Time Lex Luthor back in Superman: The Movie had Eve Teschmacher. Another incarnation was in the form of Kitty Kovalski in the new Superman Returns. Back in Superman II as well - Ursa, one of the Kryptonian supervillains, was deeply loyal to General Zod, not unlike Bellatrix to Voldemort.

Sexual Revelation
So i do not see why You-Know-Who can't have done You-Know-What with Bellatrix Lestrange. Most villains did it. The lack of, or the absence of such in Lord Voldemort, the greatest Dark Wizard in Harry Potter world, would seem incomplete. Unless Rowling says he's asexual, I thus conclude Bellatrix and the Dark Lord did had sexual relations.
Helena Trivia
Just a matter of interest, Helena Bonham Carter is set to act alongside Johnny Depp in the coming soon Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, a very-much gothic-looking movie about a murderous barber. Come to think of it, now the knife-shaver he's holding kinda looks like a wand. Bellatrix, you've done it again!

JK Rowling quotes taken from a Harry Potter site's web chat transcript at

http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/2007/7/30/j-k-rowling-web-chat-transcript