Kris Allen declared a Criminal in Haz Wayne's World

Kristopher Neil Allen, retardedly known simply as Kris Allen, 23, has been formally charged with Grand Theft in Haz Wayne's World. The first-ever publicised Keongomaniac Criminal, Kris Allen's existence has been described by the Philosopher-King as "dangerous and subversive" and decreed by Tuanku His Majesty the Sultan himself as a "clear threat to world peace".
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By going against The Keongomaniac's choice of Adam Lambert VS Danny Gokey in the finals of American Idol Season 8, the Criminal Kris Allen has stolen the well-deserved spot of Danny, and thus caused disequilibrium to the common order. Should the Criminal wins the American Idol, it would break all chances for the show to be the first-ever Keongomaniac TV Programme of the Year in the 4th Keongomania Awards.
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For the first time ever in Haz Wayne's World, The Keongomaniac has not missed a single episode of the American Idol reality programme. The Criminal Kris's inclusion in the Finals is likened to "the most painful experience in TV since Sylvester Sim became the finalist for Singapore Idol Season 1".
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Protesters in Haz Wayne's World have lined up outside the Dame Audrey Palace, the venue where the American Idol show is aired weekly every Wednesdays and Thursdays via big screens. In a world where injustice and unfairness is vigorously fought against, in the words of one protestor's placard, they "can't believe (they) still have to protest this crap". Another said: "SWINE FLU TO ALLEN". Gee, harsh but angrily appropriate.

Adam Lambert the True American Idol

The only thing left to do now is to ensure the capture the Criminal Kris Allen so as to prevent him from winning the American Idol, which now truly belongs to Adam Lambert. Hopes are now high for the Criminal to be dismembered and rendered disable to perform, which would allow Danny Gokey to take his rightful place in the finals with Adam.

How could America be so wrong as to eliminate Danny Gokey? We pray for the Criminal Kris Allen's utter destruction. All of Haz Wayne's World appeal to the American audience to vote for ADAM LAMBERT, the TRUE AMERICAN IDOL!